Saving babies proves profitable

The finale of ABC's American Inventor was on last night. I have to post about it because it was the inspiration to start this blog. The winner is (even though I've already given it away in the title):

The Safety Seat! It has a more markety name but I can't remember it right now. And since I'm pretty much the only person in the world to actually watch and care about this show, this sort of information is pretty difficult to find on the web.

I have a problem with this invention. They never proved that the design is a feasible way to save a baby's life. Basically, this seat allows for the baby to rotate within it's womb-like structure to help dissipate the energy of an auto collision. Who's going to argue with an invention that shows giggly a baby being safely rescued from a horrible crash?

If I claimed to have cured cancer. I guarantee that I would win this show. Does the cure actually work? It doesn't matter, give me a million and we'll find out.

Who did I think should win? Not that you asked, but I thought Word Ace was the best. It's a spelling game. What's a five-letter word starting with "L"? I'll give you a hint: it's LOSER.

I scoured the web, and, yet again, it has defeated me. I could not find a single picture of this bloody game. WORD ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are my dream, you are my nightmare. Here is what I concocted out of my madness:

© Erik Kalviainen because I drew it in Photoshop. This mockup is ready for production. Just put some electronic doohookies inside and a magic talking box to help score, and you're done. Did I mention that this image is copyright?